Nobody puts the dishes in a corner!

WEDNESDAY STOCK PICS: Where NoodleHaus conducts a random stock photo search, then writes the best copy possible. Play along if you like!

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Today’s selection:
Word of the Day: Far
Caption:
“Nobody puts the dishes in a corner!”

Playboy’s redirection has gone too far.

WEDNESDAY STOCK PICS: Where NoodleHaus conducts a random stock photo search, then writes the best copy possible. Play along if you like!

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Today’s selection:
Word of the Day: Scarf
Caption:
“Playboy’s redirection has gone too far.”

You want it WHEN?!

WEDNESDAY STOCK PICS: Where NoodleHaus conducts a random stock photo search, then writes the best copy possible. Play along if you like!

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Today’s selection:
Word of the Day: Spit
Caption:
“You want it WHEN?!”

Reuniting for Coachella 2016, Pandemic!

WEDNESDAY STOCK PICS: Where NoodleHaus conducts a random stock photo search, then writes the best copy possible. Play along if you like!

Wolong National Nature Reserve, Sichuan Province, China --- Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) group of nine on playground, Wolong Nature Reserve, China --- Image by © Katherine Feng/Minden Pictures/Corbis

Today’s selection:
Word of the Day: Nine
Caption:
“Reuniting for Coachella 2016, Pandemic!”

Haaaaaayyyyy…

WEDNESDAY STOCK PICS: Where NoodleHaus conducts a random stock photo search, then writes the best copy possible. Play along if you like!

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Today’s selection:
Word of the Day: Hitch
Caption:
“Haaaaaayyyyy…”