Recent Running With Scissors Amputee Further Emasculated by Mother’s “I Told You So,” Response

WEDNESDAY STOCK PICS: Where NoodleHaus conducts a random stock photo search, then writes the best copy possible. Play along if you like!

Today’s selection:
Word of the Day: Scissors
Caption:
“Recent running with scissors amputee further emasculated by mother’s ‘I told you so,’ response.”