I’m sorry I missed the first thirty years, Jimmy. But I’m going to make up for it now.

WEDNESDAY STOCK PICS: Where NoodleHaus conducts a random stock photo search, then writes the best copy possible. Play along if you like!

Today’s selection:
Word of the Day: Shove
Caption:
“I’m sorry I missed the first thirty years, Jimmy. But I’m going to make up for it now.”